All I Know is That I Requested the Salmon

Later today, I'm going to the first of many weddings in 2007. Gina and Pavel, two people who joined our church and were baptized just a few years ago, are having their ceremony at St. George in Campbell and their reception at--of all the extremely accesible, low stress facilities in the South Bay--our house (Mom did offer). I will be driving people from their cars to the front door, as nearby parking is limited.

So I ask you today, friends and family members: which of the following will occur first?

A) A kid falls in the pool
B) Mom pulls out the Roombas
C) Smoke alarm goes off
D) Someone clogs the super-low-flush toilet
E) A kid falls in the super-low-flush toilet and Mom tries to clean up with a Roomba (which then explodes, setting off smoke alarm)